Funny “Unofficial” Military Mottos/Slogans.

These are NOT meant to offend anyone.

They are just jokes…[maybe]

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“The last to know and the first to be blamed” – Communications Division

“YOU CAN TALK ABOUT US, BUT YOU CAN’T TALK WITHOUT US!” – Signal Corps

“The best care anywhere” – 4077 MASH (TV show)

“Nothing happens until something moves” – US Army Transportation Center.

“You have to go out out. You don’t have to come back.”

“Support Search and Rescue, get lost”

“When you have a Target that has to be Suppressed, Neutralized or Destroyed – Right Now!” “You Yell, We Shell” – Unofficial Motto – Fire Support Element, 40th ID (M)

“You didn’t see me, I wasn’t there, and I’m not here now!” – U.S. Navy Communication Technicians (spooks)

“What are they gonna do? Send us home?” – 6th Communication Battalion

“Without Weapons, It’s just another airline.” – USAF Weapons, Air Force Weapons troops are known as Load Toads

“We may not be the ‘Pride of the Air Force,’ but without us; the Pride don’t Ride!” “No Excuses! No Second Chances! If being a Vehicle Operator was fun, everyone would want to be one!” “You’re not ‘Miss Daisy;’ so don’t call me ‘driver.'” “They have taught monkey’s to fly, but they never taught them to drive!” “Nothing happens until something moves!” – USAF Vehicle Ops, Air Force Vehicle Ops troops are known as Roadwarriors

“Box Kickers & Label Stickers.” – USAF Supply

“WITH LOVE FROM A RUBBER GLOVE” – 314 MEDICAL GROUP LITTLE ROCK AFB AR

“You can talk about us, but you can’t talk without us!” “No Comm, no Bomb!” – 37th Communications Squadron, Lackland Air Force Base Texas

“The US Coast Guard has done so much with so little for so long, that We can do everything with nothing, forever.” – US Coast Guard

“Drive it like you stole it” – Transport Units

“It takes a college education to fly it but a high school education to fix it!” – Army Aviation

“What are they going to do, send me to the field?  I am in the field” – SP4 Fast Freddy