Funny “unofficial” Military Mottos
These “mottos” are NOT meant to offend anyone.
They are just jokes…
                       

“The last to know and the first to be blamed”
– Communications Division

“YOU CAN TALK ABOUT US, BUT YOU CAN’T TALK WITHOUT US!”
– Signal Corps

“The best care anywhere”
– 4077 MASH (TV show)

“Nothing happens until something moves”
– US Army Transportation Center.

“You have to go out out. You don’t have to come back.”

“Support Search and Rescue, get lost”

“When you have a Target that has to be Suppressed, Neutralized or Destroyed – Right Now!”
“You Yell, We Shell”
– Unofficial Motto – Fire Support Element, 40th ID (M)

“You didn’t see me, I wasn’t there, and I’m not here now!”
– U.S. Navy Communication Technicians (spooks)

“What are they gonna do? Send us home?”
– 6th Communication Battalion

“Without Weapons, It’s just another airline.”
– USAF Weapons, Air Force Weapons troops are known as Load Toads

“We may not be the ‘Pride of the Air Force,’ but without us; the Pride don’t Ride!”
“No Excuses! No Second Chances! If being a Vehicle Operator was fun, everyone would want to be one!”
“You’re not ‘Miss Daisy;’ so don’t call me ‘driver.'”
“They have taught monkey’s to fly, but they never taught them to drive!”
“Nothing happens until something moves!”
– USAF Vehicle Ops, Air Force Vehicle Ops troops are known as Roadwarriors

“Box Kickers & Label Stickers.”
– USAF Supply

“WITH LOVE FROM A RUBBER GLOVE”
– 314 MEDICAL GROUP LITTLE ROCK AFB AR

“You can talk about us, but you can’t talk without us!”
“No Comm, no Bomb!”
– 37th Communications Squadron, Lackland Air Force Base Texas

“The US Coast Guard has done so much with so little for so long, that We can do everything with nothing, forever.”
– US Coast Guard

“Drive it like you stole it”
– Transport Units

“It takes a college education to fly it but a high school education to fix it!”
– Army Aviation

“What are they going to do, send me to the field?  I am in the field”

– SP4 Fast Freddy